Expert Guides — Monster Energy Drink

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So many varieties, how do I choose?

To start, we’re taking the common 473 milliliter (16 fluid ounce) serving size as a standard, a regular Monster Energy drink typically contains around 160 milligrams of caffeine, providing an energy boost for consumers. In terms of sugar content, the regular variant often includes approximately 50 grams, contributing to its caloric content, which can range from 200 to 240 calories. All Monster Energy drinks contain a basic selection of B-vitamins, taurine and often ginseng because you can put that in pretty much anything. For the most caffeine*, the trophy would go to Monster Energy Import with an extra big can (550ml) and a whopping 180mg caffeine! Or if a spot of dinitrogen oxide is your thing, Monster Energy Nitro.

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*However, there also exists the Java Monster line, which combines energy with coffee flavors, the sugar content varies by flavor and the caffeine content varies but how much you want a heart attack. For sugar, they have around 30 grams of sugar per standard can, contributing to a calorie count of around 200 to 250. For caffeine, the more moderate drinks like Mean Bean have only 180+mg, whilst the leading Vanilla Light turns out not be very light at all at 200mg caffeine per can!

The Ultra series of Monster Energy drinks, designed for those seeking a sugar-free option, contains less than 1 gram of sugar per standard can, resulting in a calorie count typically marketed as zero. Exceptions include the gently carbohydrated Lewis Hamilton edition that aims for a full bodied peachy flavour with subtle automobile exhaust aftertaste. The caffeine content in the crisper but still flavoursome Monster Energy Ultra hovers around 140 to 160 mg, offering an opportunity to drink proper Monster without pulverising your pancreas.

On the other hand, Monster Energy Juice flavors incorporate juice blends, and their sugar content can range from 40 to 60 grams or more per standard can, with a calorie count typically around 190 to 220, but you can tell yourself you are getting one of your five a day, so who’s the real winner here?

Lastly, the Monster Energy Rehab series caters to those looking for a hybrid of tea and energy. Rehab drinks can be sugar-free or contain around 20 to 30 grams of sugar per standard can, influencing the calorie count to be as low as 6-10 calories for sugar-free variants. Caffeine levels in Monster Energy Rehab can vary around 150–160mg caffeine, whilst the advertised 25 calories per can imply around 3-6 grams of sugar.

My personal favourates are the sugar-free Monster Energy Ultra for most uses and the pink Pipeline Punch for when you really need to pull out all the stops. Real sugar for when you can’t find anywhere else in your body, E129 for when your caffeine receptors are already burnt out. Keeps you going against all odds and tastes pretty good too.

Research credit to https://www.caffeinecontenthub.com, the official Monster Energy drink website as of 23rd January 2024, and https://nutritionpics.blogspot.com

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